I recently wrote a post that contained 140 characters of Lorem Ipsum for you to use when adding dummy text for twitter posts on sites and that.

Apparently, proper dummy content shouldn't be Latin because blah blah blah, pedantic pedantic pedantic ...

I don't see the issue. It's all just letters bunched together with spaces and punctuation to form words and sentences.

But anyway. I'm an accommodating kind of chap. So - for the peculiar particular amongst you - I proudly present:

Philip the Purple Otter

Far away, in a forest next to a river beneath the mountains, there lived a small purple otter called Philip. Philip likes sausages. The End.

^ If you are daft enough to use the above as dummy content, feel free to comment links to screen shots or wotnot of it being used. You'll make a happy man very old, or whatever the saying isn't. It'll make me chuckle :)

And for no silly reason ...

If anyone would like to continue on Philip's adventures in 140 characters, post them as a comment below.

I'll only allow ones I like / aren't rubbish through moderation, & perhaps I'll even choose a winner.

Winner gets sent an illustration of Philip dreaming about sausages!

How do you like them apple-flavoured sausages?